- old man: how long have you worked here
- me: almost a year
- o.m.: wow, how old are you?
- me: ....19...
- o.m.: wow you don't look 19
- me: can I help you with something?
- o.m.: ..nothing here... *licks lips*
- me: INEEDTOSHELFTHESEBOOKS
Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.
I need Scully, Ripley and Janeway. I have Starbuck already on a shirt.
^ I need dat Scully shirt, Dat Ripley shurt, AAAAND THAT FUCKIN’ JANEWAY SHIZ LIKE NAO SOMEONE MAKE ONE FOR ME!
using such vague language telling me “I like this” and not telling me what you mean by “this” omg stop plz I can’t handle that
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
TV Meme - [1/10] Characters - Blair Waldorf
↳ [Feelings] get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back to where you started.
just got really confused when chrome told me Khaleesi was spelled wrong and then i realized that that isn’t a “real” word uhmm….
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
me and my mom went shopping today and we were at the shoe store and i saw jelly shoes and i was like “mom they’re bringing jelly shoes back” and she was like “ugh why they’re so awful” SHE SOUNDED JUST LIKE ME :’)
who da fuck is that omfg i will fuck their shit up for harassing you nobody says shit like that to my jessabean what the fuck man
ugh some guy that i made the mistake of texting after he gave me his number
like he is the most annoying pos ever and i never respond to him, it has been TWO MONTHS since i actually texted him be he just keeps at it like wtf